Monday, January 31, 2011

Dovish, when I wanna be.

Over the summer I took a course with stilletto and drama mama - during the course we had to take a personality test.  I've been thinking about this test quite a bit lately because I think it honestly depends on how well you know the person and what the circumstance is as to what animal you are.  Not only that...but I think my animal may be changing.  Partly because I'm changing and becoming more confident in my knowledge at work, and partly because I'm so sick and tired of people at drama cove (my place of employment) that don't do their jobs and expect people around them to pick up their slack.  Um, excuse me, but I thought you got paid more than I do...why am I doing your job?  Basically, I've been a tad fiesty and I haven't been holding my tongue like I have in the past.

Now...when you first meet me I tend to me more reserved and quiet - I pretty much keep to myself and build a pretty good opinion of you without ever really having a good conversation with you myself.  I tend to see how people interact with others before I dive in and test you out myself.  However...when you get to know me, I tend to be quite opinionated and down right bitchy.  And...I'm ok with that...why?  Because my best friends are bitches sweeties, and I love them to death. 

I'm an avid people watcher.  I have always, and will always be, a people watcher.  I find great joy in watching people do absolutlely nothing besides walk around a store, or in a park, and making choices is probably one of my most favorites to watch (mostly because I'm a horrible decision maker).  Because of this I'm sure it does NOT help my anxiety in the least.  I tend to think someone is always watching me and judging me...most likely because I do it to others ALL. THE. TIME.
Have you ever seen peopleofwalmart.com?  Well, if you ever feel down in the dumps, like nothing is going right, and you need to feel good about yourself...please don't hesitate to go there and get an ego boost.  Why?  Because if you're reading this blog, you ARE better than that.  (see, told ya...snobby.)

Maybe I am, and will always be a dove...with a touch of the bird flu.

This weekend we went to breakfast with 2 of my favorite couples of all time.  There's no doubt we'll be friends until we die, and if I don't get an invitation to their children's wedding, I'll be downright pissed....just sayin.  :)  It's times like that where I miss my little bubble and all my friends that were in it with me.  I wish I could just keep all of them close to me so we could go out for weekly dinners and weekend outtings instead of just breakfast every few months.

For the record...it's January 31st and I'm officially working on a revised edition of resolutions.

I apologize for the complete randomness of this post.  I felt like if I didn't post anything soon you would think I was procrastinating....which isn't the case, my life just isn't too exciting :)

Sunday, January 16, 2011

3 checks and I'm on my way.

Last night was date night #3 in the month of January.  Can we check the calendar - it's only the 16th. Yes, that's one check on my resolutions list.  We went to Froggers where I worked on two of my other resolutions. 

This isn't on the list but...say what I'm really thinking.
I ordered a spiced rum and diet coke...what I got was...a diet coke and some nasty ass fruity rum crap.  At least, that's what it tasted like.It was either something fruity, or below the bottom shelf bottle.  Either way, it was gross.  I really wanted to send it back but I was super nervous.  I hate sending things back because I always feel a little snobby, and I've seen the movie waiting. So, anyways, I was really nervous and hubs said he would do it for me (mostly because he was sick and tired of hearing me talk about it) but, finally....right before we got the bill, I handed it to the waitress and I apologized and said...um, this just...isn't good.  What do you know...it worked!  I didn't get a new one, but I did get a cup for a beer.  Win Win!

Next up...small talk.  This one could quite possibly be the hardest one on my list.  Mostly because I'm so damn awkward and don't know what to say to people - I usually just keep asking how they're doing until I can find something else to look at or discuss.  Small talk is NOT my forte. 
Anyways...this girl had walked past us and she had a new tattoo of 3 birds.  I desperately wanted to see it up close, and made the mistake of saying: I'm going to the bathroom to talk to her!  Well, hubs jumped right on it and basically pushed me out of my chair.  I go into the bathroom and I think...um, ok...I don't want to actually use the bathroom because what if I take too long and miss her?  So, I start washing my hands.  The problem is this bird lady was taking forever so I spent an unusually long time washing my hands.  She finally flushed and I felt like it was ok to stop washing and start drying.  Apparently she had a very hard time with her pants or something because it was taking forever.  Well, she comes out of the stall and it was just horrible.  I, clearly, am not good at starting random conversations. I obviously need Stiletto to teach me something.  So, I started asking all about the tattoo and she was clearly uncomfortable.  But, whatever - now I'm 100% positive that's what I want...I'm also 100% positive I do NOT want them in a circle formation.  Now - just to make my appointment.

p.s. the fried pickles were amazing.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

cheaters.

Last time I checked in I was pretty much in dire need of a diet pepsi.  I made it sound all great and easy by talking about the delicious veggie soup I made.  Let me just set up Saturday night to explain exactly how strong willed I am (when I know other people are counting on me)....
Now, if you know me at all you know I am a bread lover.  I will most likely take a fresh baked roll with butter on it over an ice cream cone. 
Set scene:
Saturday night (date night) at a steak house and I get there late. Hubs and another couple are already there and I sit down right infront of a fresh, hot, buttery, sparkling roll that has tiny little auras coming off of it (because, that's exactly how delicious it looks).  I resist...even though there is cinnamon butter to go with it.  Cinnamon butter people!  I simply moved it out of my way and went on to peruse the menu looking for a veggie delight to inhale, only to find out hubs had already eaten two rolls.  (um, isn't he supposed to be doing this with me?!).  Going over the menu conversation starts flowing about lunch that day.  This is where I find out hubs had chinese food...with rice.  I pretty much knew this would be coming because he was a  miserable grouch the day and 1/2 he was on the cleanse.  We were discussing ordering an app - which was completely out of the question because 1. there was nothing I could eat (side note: how do people on the biggest loser do it?!) and 2. they had fried pickles (which, i love love love) So, we decide to skip apps.  About that time the other couple shows up, order drinks and an app.  About 5 minutes later a small basket with perfectly round, crisp, juicy, fried pickle chips appeared before me.  The smell wooshed directly in my nose and I have to admit...I was drooling.  I must have made a face because the couple that ordered it asked me if I was allergic.  This is about the time hubs and couple #1 made a huge scence by laughing at me. 
At the end of our meal when I thought I had conquered it and felt so proud of myself...that's when I heard a voice say, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" and plop two scoops of vanilla ice cream smoothered with warm chocolate syrup right in front of me.  I must admit I was slight bitchy because I turned around and said, it is NOT my birthday and this is NOT a nice joke.  A girl can only take so much I tell ya!

The 'cleanse' was suppose to go until Thursday.  Some of the best girls ever decided to cheat...without my knowing.  I felt so guilty having a piece of cheese on my vegan burger so I had to confess at lunch.  Only to find out mamadrama had ribs and georgia girl went on a binge (granted, it was needed...but still!).  So, I had a great big IN YOUR FACE cookie that day.  It was needed and that was the conclusion of the cleanse.  Back to normal eating...let's hope my body gets back to normal sometime soon.  Something is just not right with me right now! 

This hasn't been the best week ever for keeping up with my resolutions.  It's been fr fr freeeezing and let's face it...when it's this cold, my hips are killing me and it's nearly impossible to find any sort of motivation to get up and get moving.  On a better note, I have been looking deeper into getting my masters.  That has to count for something..right?

We have off on Monday so I'll need to find something special to do for MLKjrs bday - perhaps I'll have a cupcake in his honor.  There is a trip planned for the party store to find a pirate costume (more on that later)!

This week I will be signing up for the Warrior Dash.  I may be more excited about a weekend get away with some great people, and wearing a kilt rather than wading through murky water...but, that's ok.  Stilletto and her mate are doing it next weekend (going through murky water with alligators in cold weather and not drinking beer = crazy).  I think Stilletto is partilally doing it just to show me that she can.  Backstory: we were discussing the dash at lunch and the first thing out of her mouth was something like, "eww, do they have hand sanitizer after eash station?"  So, I may or may not have uninvited her and told her she wasn't allowed to go because she'd be a downer.  She's totally trying to shove this one in my face...but, I would expect nothing less (in a good way, of course). 

Today I went shopping with mother.  She bought drapes (which, a lady almost snagged them right out of my hand from the clearance rack...not exaggerating) and I bought slutty black boots.  I can't wait to wear them - I may wear dresses all next week just to break them in.   I have been looking all over the place for weeks for damn boots and the last store we checked had done last pair in my size (WHEW!) ...made it just in time!

Tonight's plan: hanging with some boys we haven't seen in a very long time.  For the record, we WILL be ordering fried pickles.  I'm going to count this as a date....3 dates and it's only 1/2 way through the month - WATCH OUT!

Friday, January 7, 2011

the weather's great at drama cove

Week one of the new year.  And...we're back. 

Have you ever seen the movie The Cove?  If not...it's a place where dolphins are taken to be slaughtered.  They can't escape, they are incredibly stressed the entire time they're there, and sure enough..they watch most of their friends and family die before they are eventually slaughtered.  Well, that is very much what it's like at my place of employment.  Only...instead of spears and machetes, it's drama.  That's right...I work at Drama Cove. 

Moving on...

So far, I've stuck to my guns!  Some of the best girls ever and I went wogging twice this week, and I completed a yoga workout where I realized just how incredibly out of shape I really am.  (EEK!) It was great!  We're currently training for a 5k that's at the end of Feb.  I may not be able to run the entire thing, but I know I'll at least complete it.  If the people on Biggest Loser can do it, I can do it...right?

Along with the training, 3 of the best girls ever and I decided to do a cleanse. I found one online...but we're basically making up our own to suit our liking.  Hubs is doing it too, which makes it a little easier.  We're doing only fruits and veggies for one week.  I actually didn't think it'd be as hard as it is.  This is day 2...I'm pretty much dying for a crisp, bubbly diet pepsi.  Today I got the go-ahead for a glass.  I'm pretty sure it's just because Georgia girl wanted a glass of wine..but, whatever.  I'll take it! 
I've pretty much come to the conclusion that even though I'm not supposed to eat carbs or sugar (because my body is wacky), I just can't live without it.  The past 2 days I've been thinking about it nonstop.  I was literally drooling over the croissants at the bakery last night!  But, I was strong and only bought the stuff I needed for veggie soup...which, by the way, turned out FANTASTIC (if I do say so myself)!

Georgia girl sent me a link for the warrior dash. She had a crazy idea that I would actually be interested in participating in it in just a few weeks.  Clearly, she does NOT know me well enough.  That is definitely NOT enough time to think of numerous excuses as to why I can't do it. So...we sort of decided to do the one in GA...because after all she is a little Georgia girl.  It's not until May..which means we have time to train (think of lots of excuses why this is a VERY bad idea). We'll most likely get a hotel and make a weekend of it.  A combination of mud, live music, fireworks , a FREE warrior helmet and giant slip n' slide...can it get any better?  oh yes, add beer....now it's perfect.  So, who knows...maybe we'll have some excitement in May!

Sunday, January 2, 2011

3, 2, 1...

There I go posting the first post yesterday and getting all caught up in what the blog was about that I forgot to mention what a fabulous time we had the night before! 

Hubs and I are NOT big NYE people.  In fact, we're usually in bed around 10 and don't even think twice about it.  Well, this year we went out with a super fab couple.  Pretty sure we started the night off great when we opened the door and hubs was dressed in a suit and tie and I had on a bridesmaid's dress (complete with accessories).  Their face was pretty priceless - it was TOTALLY worth it. 
Several beverages later we went to eat where we had the world's most annoying waiter.  He checked on us literally every 2-3 minutes.  We could hardly complete a sentence before he came over again.  Food was delicious though!
After dinner we went to a bar where a lady asked us to steal a monkey - and she'd give us $20 for it.  I'm pretty sure she'd been there awhile.  We then made our way to downtown and watched the ball drop.  It was great - pretty sure I love these Audi owners.

Keeping up with my resolutions, hubs and I went on a date last night!  We dropped off little man and made our way to the fabulous local mall to watch Black Swan.  If you haven't seen it, you should.  After I told hubs I will definitely be referring to my Black Swan when the fiestiness starts to come through. 
We also looked at wedding rings.  8 years was a pretty good run for hubs to keep his without losing it. 

Today begins my 'training' for the 5k.  If you've never seen me run - watch out.  I am not a runner, I'm a wogger.  I walk and sort of jog.  I've NEVER enjoyed running, I'm terrible at it, and it just down right hurts.  Everything about it hurts - I honestly don't understand why people enjoy doing it.  My knees, hips, ribs, lungs and neck hurt every time I run.  Does that happen to everyone, or am I doing something completely wrong?
(side note: this training will begin AFTER a birthday celebration where I will try to control myself and not inhale as much cake as humanly possible...just because it's delicious).

day 2...here I come!

Saturday, January 1, 2011

the first one.

Happy New Year!

It's 2011.  Hard to believe, but here I sit on the cusp of diving into my 30's this year.  About this time every year I have the same thoughts: this year I'm really going to change.  or..This year I'm going to work on blah bitty blah.  I'm starting this blog to help me stay on track with my resolutions.  My husband is pretty positive it won't last more than a month.  I intend to prove him wrong, very wrong. 

So far I'm doing quite well with my first New Year's resolution (procrastinate less: hence, starting the blog on the FIRST!). 
I'm pretty sure my year resolutions will turn to monthly resolutions.  That seems much more reasonable for me!  So far I have (in no particular order)...
  1.  procrastinate less
  2. lose 'monitor' weight (isn't this on most lists?)
  3. eat more fruits and veggies
  4. cook 2 (or more!) meals a week
  5. show my appreciation towards others more
  6. read more books
  7. paint the bedroom wall
  8. have 2 (or more!) official dates a month  (offical meaning we unload critter on someone and go out somewhere for more than 2 hours)
  9. apply for master's
  10. be more proactive with keeping in touch with friends
  11. become more comfortable with The Grays
  12. try to be more of a list maker (i tend to not make lists...and forget stuff -oops.)
  13. run 3 5ks (this is a huge deal...to be discussed later)
  14. learn how to small talk
  15. create a family craft for each holiday
  16. go on a family weekend get away for no reason at all other than to make great memories
  17. say a positive comment before something negative sneaks out of my mouth
pretty sure there's more..but, I'll work on that later. :)

side note: for some reason I do NOT like even numbered lists - so if something random should pop into a later post...that's why.