Last night was date night #3 in the month of January. Can we check the calendar - it's only the 16th. Yes, that's one check on my resolutions list. We went to Froggers where I worked on two of my other resolutions.
This isn't on the list but...say what I'm really thinking.
I ordered a spiced rum and diet coke...what I got was...a diet coke and some nasty ass fruity rum crap. At least, that's what it tasted like.It was either something fruity, or below the bottom shelf bottle. Either way, it was gross. I really wanted to send it back but I was super nervous. I hate sending things back because I always feel a little snobby, and I've seen the movie waiting. So, anyways, I was really nervous and hubs said he would do it for me (mostly because he was sick and tired of hearing me talk about it) but, finally....right before we got the bill, I handed it to the waitress and I apologized and said...um, this just...isn't good. What do you know...it worked! I didn't get a new one, but I did get a cup for a beer. Win Win!
Next up...small talk. This one could quite possibly be the hardest one on my list. Mostly because I'm so damn awkward and don't know what to say to people - I usually just keep asking how they're doing until I can find something else to look at or discuss. Small talk is NOT my forte.
Anyways...this girl had walked past us and she had a new tattoo of 3 birds. I desperately wanted to see it up close, and made the mistake of saying: I'm going to the bathroom to talk to her! Well, hubs jumped right on it and basically pushed me out of my chair. I go into the bathroom and I think...um, ok...I don't want to actually use the bathroom because what if I take too long and miss her? So, I start washing my hands. The problem is this bird lady was taking forever so I spent an unusually long time washing my hands. She finally flushed and I felt like it was ok to stop washing and start drying. Apparently she had a very hard time with her pants or something because it was taking forever. Well, she comes out of the stall and it was just horrible. I, clearly, am not good at starting random conversations. I obviously need Stiletto to teach me something. So, I started asking all about the tattoo and she was clearly uncomfortable. But, whatever - now I'm 100% positive that's what I want...I'm also 100% positive I do NOT want them in a circle formation. Now - just to make my appointment.
p.s. the fried pickles were amazing.
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